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The New York Times reports that pResident Evil will spend $200 million on his campaign for election in 2004, and employ the use of the 3000 Americans murdered by terrorists on 9/11 as human shields against opponents' focus on the failed Bush economy. The plan, according to the Times, is to hold the 2004 GOP convention as close in time as possible to the commemorative events surrounding the third anniversary of the September 2001 attacks, in order to maximize the benefits of exploiting the victims of those horrific attacks by claiming their deaths ushered in a need to advance the Bush Regime's radical right-wing domestic agenda and insane foreign policy agenda.

CNN presstitute Candy "yes, Mr Rove!" Crowley displays on air faces of all the leading 2004 Democratic presidential hopefuls arrayed on playing cards, whereby Lou "ooooohhh, Karl!!" Dobbs giggles "Candy Crowley, I just can't wait really to see what the reaction is amongst those nine to being in a deck of cards -- given the fun everyone's having in Iraq with them."

An AP reporter gets insights from bigoted homophobe Rick Santorum: "I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about 'man on dog' with a United States senator, it's sort of freaking me out."

- - All that and more at Media Whores Online.