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Statement from French's Mustard
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:

"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France.

"Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow".

Ha ha. One of my email buddies sent this, forgetting that I'm mostly French.

I'm not afraid to kick your ass, Mikey.