Ways to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line
Go through the list of alien women bagged by Captain Kirk - alphabetically by skin tone.
Talk dirty to passing women...in Klingon.
Comparing whose "Star Wars" sleeping bag is in better shape after all these years.
Finish translating "Beowulf" into Elvish.
Use the Jedi Mind Trick to try to convince those in front of you that they're in the wrong line.
Build a scale model replica of Mordor using only items found in the gutters.
Attempt to convince the other losers that you're not really a loser.
Multi-hour debate on who would win a fire fight: Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Iraqi Republican Guard.
Watching a pirated copy of the movie on your laptop.
...and the Number 1 Way to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line...
Endlessly debate whether Riker or Kirk got laid more.
- - - Via email from Mike D (who got it from Top5.com), telling me to lighten up!!
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