April 18, 2003


Ways to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line

  • Go through the list of alien women bagged by Captain Kirk - alphabetically by skin tone.
  • Talk dirty to passing women...in Klingon.
  • Comparing whose "Star Wars" sleeping bag is in better shape after all these years.
  • Finish translating "Beowulf" into Elvish.
  • Use the Jedi Mind Trick to try to convince those in front of you that they're in the wrong line.
  • Build a scale model replica of Mordor using only items found in the gutters.
  • Attempt to convince the other losers that you're not really a loser.
  • Multi-hour debate on who would win a fire fight: Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Iraqi Republican Guard.
  • Watching a pirated copy of the movie on your laptop.
    ...and the Number 1 Way to Pass Time Camping in a Movie Line...
  • Endlessly debate whether Riker or Kirk got laid more.

    - - - Via email from Mike D (who got it from Top5.com), telling me to lighten up!!


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