WTF Is It Now?!?

Whine and cheeze
Secretary of State/total write-off Colin 'un trou du cul' Powell said yesterday that France would "suffer consequences" for having opposed the Bush misadministration over the war with Iraq.

"Yes? And where are the weapons of mass distruction, Colin? Huh? Do you stupid American pigdogs need help to plant them?" asked the French Assistant Secretary to the Secretary of Defense. "Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time." - link.




'nothing but arrogance'
'When it comes to body language, Bush speaks volumes. The fixed stare in his eyes is boyish, as he declares something as Biblical as "the day of reckoning is near." He awaits the applause from the "safe" crowds of servicemen and women as a little child awaits the teacher's commendations. The posture seems to say, "How did I do in this recitation of my Sunday school homework?" Not bad, Mr. president. But then, we are not in a Sunday school.

'Some people might think this is simply confidence and the ability to lead without hesitation. But a leader who does not reflect is a leader who falls on his face.' - link.




like "kids in the playground"
Never mind the fact that Daddy's Little Dumbass wasn't exactly born in a f*cking log cabin in the backwoods, either...

A New York Times report quoted Republican officials and Bush advisers yesterday saying that Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign wouldn't play well out of New England because of his "haughty air" and Boston upbringing.

"He looks French,'' one Bush nursemaid/doody-wiper actually said. Nice. - link.