May 21, 2003

Bush hopes goodwill will help U.S. image
Stop it! You're killing me!

pReznit Petulant Pinhead wants to burnish his administration's image abroad by highlighting global U.S. generosity as he prepares to attend a major meeting of world leaders next month.

Delivering the commencement address at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy today, the Clueless Codstuffer will tout "the great role America's compassion abroad plays in averting wars and in solving problems," White House spokes-tool Ari 'the Lying Studpony' Fleischer said with a straight face. - link.



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