May 12, 2003

Heil to the Cheese
(Thanks to AMCGLTD.com!)

A Los Angeles entrepreneur is hoping to raise a political stink with a farting doll modeled on pResident Poopypants.

Richard Halpern is just finishing the final touches on "Pull My Finger President," a plush doll that emits noxious gas sounds and sayings whenever its finger is pulled.

Some of the stinkier comments made by the butt-buzzing Prez include, ""Hey, Saddam! Here's a weapon of mass destruction! (Toot!)" and "Our nation must come together (Toot!) to ignite!"

Halpern thinks the Dictator-tot will be firmly behind his farting namesake because, "he started out in the gas business himself."

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