WTF Is It Now?!?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed; is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."