May 26, 2003

News you can use

  • It's Wank Holiday Monday in the UK.
  • Transform your cat - into a total embarrassment!
    1. You need to dress a cat. And you will say to a cat together with a family. "It has changed just for a moment". [ "it being very dear" or ] You will pass pleasant one time.

    2. If a family and a cat become fortunate, you will take a commemorative photo! Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.

    3. If it finishes taking a photograph, you will make it remove clothes from a cat immediately. You will say then, without forgetting the language of gratitude to a cat. "-- be flooded -- a way -- good -- having done one's best -- !
    Come for the pictures, stay for the engrish.


    "I'm going to f*cking
    KILL YOU..."


  • Immortalize your pet into a classic work of art: Pet Obsessed portraits combines your pet's image with the great works of the Masters (Rembrandt, van Gogh, da Vinci, etc.). Then shoot yourself. Before your pet does.

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