May 3, 2003

Oh, by the way...

  • The United States economy has lost two million jobs in the last two years.

  • New Enron indictments miss top republican contributors execs - former chairman/Bush crony Kenny-Boy Lay and former chief executive Jeffrey Skilling have yet to be charged.

  • Official proclamation from the Simian Stalin: 'NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, "President" of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2003, as Loyalty Day.'

  • Still no WMD found. Ironically, the AWOL Fraud says it's Tariq Aziz who 'still doesn't know how to tell the truth.'



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