WTF Is It Now?!?

Quickies

Fark photoshoppers take on drooling NRA icon Charlton 'what?' Heston, here.

"I don't know what is more alarming over at Fox News. Is it that they know that, in the bigger picture, there's a lot of problems over there and they scrub the information or, B, they don't know because they don't watch the news." - Janeane Garofalo.

Hurl alert! 'Governor George Pataki (R-Scumbucket) is apparently planning to lay the cornerstone of the new WTC at Ground Zero during next year's GOP National Convention, an event that president Bush would undoubtedly attend.' - link.

The Double Standardization of America, at Hegemoney.

"If this evidence was any more of a plant it would be green and have leaves on it."

U.S. says Canada cares too much about liberties. Just shoot me now.

Heh heh: Jon Stewart strikes again.