May 21, 2003

Rush Limpbag fondly recalls days of Bill Clinton's Penis
"There's something really odd about all of this," conservative radio blowhard/alleged hamster abuser Rush Limbaugh told his audience on Tuesday, reporting that Boston's John F. Kennedy Library would be hosting President Bill Clinton a week after an appearance by Kennedy book author Robert Dallek.

"Don't for a minute think that all this isn't being done to make Clinton look good," the vile pigboy frothed. "The Kennedy family is helping to revive and resuscitate the legacy of Bill Clinton at the expense of JFK."

"It is amazing to me what the Kennedy family is actually doing," he went on to say. "They're sitting idly by and their watching all this stuff come out about their brother, their uncle, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, all for the purpose of building back up the legacy of Bill Clinton." - link.



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