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U.S. Finds Tupperware Used to Store Anthrax, or Possibly Cereal
BAGHDAD, Iraq (DPI) - U.S. military officials have discovered several Tupperware containers in one of Saddam Hussein's palaces, which an Army spokesman said "are just the sort of containers which could have stored anthrax or breakfast cereal." "The containers had a bottom, four sides, as well as, and this is very important, lids," said Gen. Tommy Franks. "Just the sort of self-contained storage units in which Saddam could have placed any sort of chemical or biological weapon or dry goods." Officials also found several cars which could have been used to transport the containers, and hoses which could have been used to wash the cars. - The Daily Probe.