WTF Is It Now?!?

You know it's going to be a bad day when

You've been at work an hour and it already feels like all the clocks have stopped.

Everyone else seems to be off for Cinco de Mayo.

The big news isn't that Deserter McAwol lied about Saddam having WMD, but that Hollywood is working on Grease 3, the sequel part 2.



This may come in handy
To wipe your ass. I mean, really, with today's climate, what the f*ck's the point? Anyway, for what its worth, here's the Bush Misadministration scandal page. Maybe someday it'll mean something.





Top Scum
Scott Ritter on Sunday accused pResident Evil of lying to Congress and said AWOL should be impeached.

He told an audience of peace activists that the Smirking Liar violated the Constitution by failing to abide by the U.N. charter, which justifies going to war only in self-defense or if the U.N. Security Council gives its approval.

"He lied to send us to war," Ritter said. "His lie caused the death of over 130 American soldiers and thousands of Iraqis. He is a murderer."

Yes, but he looked so HOT in his flight suit!
{/sarcasm} {/puking}





Vile thought-of-the-day
The fretards are wetting themselves over the crooks Supreme Court taking up whether the government has to release the Vince Foster post-mortem pics. Huh - maybe we can get them to release the Lori Klausutis ones at the same time?