WTF Is It Now?!?

Mission Quagmire accomplished
U.S. military units assigned to track down Iraqi weapons of mass destruction have run out of places to look and are getting time off or being assigned to other duties, even as pressure mounts on serial liar/Vietnam war deserter pReznit Privilege to explain why no WMD have been found.

"It doesn't appear there are any more targets at this time," said Lt. Col. Keith Harrington, whose team has been cut by more than 30 percent. "We're hanging around with our dicks out, getting shot at with no missions in the foreseeable future."

Over the past week, his and several other teams have been taken off assignment completely. Rather than visit suspected weapons sites, they are brushing up on target practice and catching up on letters home.

The slowdown comes after checks of more than 230 sites - drawn from a master intelligence list compiled before the war - turned up none of the chemical or biological weapons the misadministration said it went after Saddam Hussein to destroy.

Still, chronic liar Smirky McCodpiece insisted Monday that Baghdad had a program to make weapons of mass destruction. "Intelligence throughout the decade shows they had a weapons program. I am absolutely convinced that with time, we'll find out they did have a weapons program," he said.

We'll find them! We will, we will, we will! No matter how long it takes to plant them!



And in a related story..
A US soldier was killed Monday in an attack at an Iraqi checkpoint in western Iraq when a group of men requesting medical assistance opened fire. Troops shot back, killing one person and arresting another.

In Fallujah another U.S. patrol came under fire. U.S. Central Command says the soldiers did not return fire but arrested two suspects.

Meanwhile, captured terrorists are casting doubt on another piece of the Bush misadministration's rationale for war in Iraq: the alleged link between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda. - CBS News.


Soldiers died.