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Rare ‘Alien’ fish netted off Irish Coast
A marine species which provided the inspiration for the Alien films has been netted off the Irish coast.

Global warming may have attracted the rare South American species, the Black Widow, into deep water fisheries off the south west. The bulbous black fish traps males for mating and they stay attached for the rest of their lives. Normally, the fish can keep males alive on its body for 30 to 40 years by feeding them blood. The dead Black Widow was netted by trawler skipper Sean Conneely 200 miles off the coast (link). Unfortunately, there was no picture.

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Strident, asexual anorexic harpy/QTip impersonator defiles living rooms
Ann 'the man' Coulter joined the panel on ABC's The View to discuss the goverment-funded study on women's sexuality. Annthrax was arguing that the study was bogus and was asked by the panel if she had ever seen two women 'getting it on.'

It took a deep breath, thought about the question and then said 'Yes, the Hillary interview wth Katie Couric.' - seen at the fretard site this morning. Fortunately, there was no picture.