WTF Is It Now?!?

Where's my Tums?
Crusader Bunnypants told U.S. troops in Qatar today that their duty and sacrifice had liberated the people of Iraq and that their efforts were helping the United States defeat global terrorism.

"Our actions sent along a clear message that our nation is strong and our nation is compassionate," the chronic liar and Vietnam war deserter told the troops at the rally. "America sent you on a mission, and that mission has been accomplished."

Unfortunately, you'll have to stay here another 1-10 years getting shot at, possibly killed, until we get full control of the oil business and the government.