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Boot Bush, Tony
Jul 3 2003: PM warned he will be election 'target':

Tony 'Piddles' Blair has been told he must distance himself from serial liar/war deserter Napoleon Bonehead. The warning came yesterday at a meeting with Sidney Blumenthal, an aide to twice-elected US president Bill Clinton (Blair will meet his 'political soulmate' Clinton next week in London).

A vicious battle between Democrats and Republicans is predicted in the next presidential election and Mr Blumenthal said the PM would suffer from his close relationship with chronic liar and coward Squinty McSquirtypants.

He said: "The US is about to enter a very contentious political phase as our presidential campaign heats up. Bush intends to exploit 9/11 and that is going to be used against him.

"It is going to become intense to the extent that any foreign leader who associated himself with Bush's political goals will become an object of controversy. He will be an indirect target."