WTF Is It Now?!?

CNN adds O'Brien, shuffles anchors
With Faux Nooze clobbering it by a 1 - 2 million viewer margin at night, CNN is trying to regroup yet AGAIN.

Starting today, former NBC Weekend Today host Soledad O'Brien joins vapid mouthbreather Bill 'hummer' Hemmer on American Morning from 7 to 10 a.m. ET. O'Brien replaces former Fux bimbette Paula 'I'm a serious journalist! really!' Zahn, who has moved to the 8 p.m. slot, where she faces cretinous, hypocritical blowhole Bill O'Reilly. Former ABC anchor Anderson Cooper now anchors the 7 p.m. ET hour.

Crossfire will stay at its timeslot of death, 4:30 pm.

The moves are key parts of an ongoing reorganization headed by CNN chief Jim Walton, who finally replaced pathetic GOP-panderer Walter 'yes, Karl!' Isaacson.

CNN execs say they're sticking with the plan that CNN founder Ted Turner chose two decades ago: objective news. They say that in the long term, sticking to hard news will protect and bolster CNN's brand as a world news operation, instead of as a Faux Nooze-lite joke, like they are now. - link.