WTF Is It Now?!?

Ick. Ick, yuck, PUKE
Warning: this is NOT from The Onion or Betty Bowers.
That there are actually REAL people out there that are capable of LIVING WITHOUT even a semi-functioning brainstem is not only frightening, but gross.

From Bush, at Home Among The Well-Heeled in Texas, a story in the Washington comPost: "We wanna know something," demands Nancy Brock. "Is there ever a bad-looking Secret Service agent?" She giggles, and so do her mother, Caroline Sagunsky of Oregon, and her sister, Emily Sims of Florida. The trio have just stepped through the hotel doors after posing for a picture in front of the backup presidential limo, a popular photo op throughout the afternoon, with its Presidential Seal on the door and its gold-fringed flags on the hood.

The three would prefer to see the man and not just his car. They love him. Voted for him last time, can't wait to do it again, and "have you ever had a facial?"

Yes, once, it was wonderful, but here's a question: Are they concerned the administration might have emphasized false intelligence to build a case for the war against Iraq?

"I don't care about it at all," says Sims, while her mother and sister nod in agreement, "because we don't know anything about this [classified] intelligence. We can't know, as ordinary citizens, and we don't want to know -- it's scary -- and that's why we have leaders, and they worry about that for us. I trust him to lead. I trust that he's doing good things in the Oval Office and not bad things, if you know what I mean.

"And I love that he's a Christian man."

"Thinking makes my head hurt! Tee hee!"

Good GOD, bobble-head Stepford wives.