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Timeline of Events in Iraq Conflict
Pivotal moments on the path to war:
Aug. 8, 2002 - Wolfowitz lies about Iraq's WMDs.
Sept. 23, 2002 - Rumsfeld lies about Iraq's WMDs.
Dec. 11, 2002 - Cheney lies about Iraq's WMDs.
Feb. 5, 2003 - Powell lies about Iraq's WMDs.
March 2, 2003 - Bush lies about Iraq's WMDs.

- - IronicTimes