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In other news...

Controversial Talkshow Host Michael Savage Fired by MSNBC For Anti-Gay Remarks
Hired by Fox News Channel as their new “in-house liberal.”

Enron Files Plan to Reorganize
Will begin hiring friends of the President as soon as possible.

President Completes Tour Of Friendly Countries
Leaves, returns on same day.

Bush Lands on Aircraft Carrier Abraham Lincoln Again
Declares major news coverage of his lying in State of the Union address over.

Cheney Gets Clean Bill of Health
Doctors declare veep fit, but worry that they couldn't detect a conscience.

- - IronicTimes.