WTF Is It Now?!?

Iraq weapons 'unlikely to be found'
Ummmm...Iraqi weapons UNLIKELY TO EXIST, thank you very much.

From the BBC, because our own news sucks Rove:

"Very senior sources" in Whitehall have virtually ruled out the possibility of finding any WMDs.

Former Foreign Secretary Robin Cook said the admissions were a "dramatic development" and ex-Prime Minister John Major has called for a full independent inquiry into the basis for war. Parliament voted for war because it was told that Saddam did have real weapons of mass destruction.

Cook said it would have been better to have given the UN weapons inspectors more time to finish their job, rather than rushing to war: "We would now know what we're being told, that Saddam did not have those weapons... and we'd have found out without a war in which thousands were killed."

Chimp lapdog Tony 'Piddles' Blair told MPs: "I have absolutely no doubt at all that we will find evidence of weapons of mass destruction programs."

However, reporters noted his attempt at revisionist history careful language, referring to weapons programs rather than the weapons themselves.


"At least remove your digit
from inside my bum, George."