Rumsfeld's Reporter-Mocking Breaks Guinness Record
WASHINGTON (DPI) - By bending over and manipulating his buttocks cheeks as though they could speak while he repeated a Washington Post reporter's question in a singsong voice, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld entered the Guinness World Records for greatest act of disdain for the press. He easily surpassed the old record set by Nixon press secretary Ron Ziegler, who was famous for going to elementary schools and stealing lunch money from reporter's offspring. Rumsfeld gave no indication of resting on his laurels. When asked if he would try to top this benchmark, he told an ABC reporter to "wipe your love life off your chin, then ask me a question".
- - Snort. From The Daily Probe.
July 3, 2003
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