July 12, 2003

Tony Blair told to refuse US honor
Tony 'Piddles' Blair, beleaguered Bunnypants lapdog, was last night under intense pressure from the Labour benches to turn down a prestigious Congressional Gold Medal from serial liar/chickensh*t Buckeroo Bonehead as the political fall-out from the Iraq conflict continued to bedevil the Prime Minister.

One back-bench Labour MP said accepting the honour would be like "taking an award from Satan" as speculation mounted at Westminster that Mr Blair would have to refuse the medal.

The traumas faced by the war allies are set to overshadow next week’s meeting. There are very real fears at Westminster that the medal award could provoke a domestic backlash against Mr Blair.


"I said give me a BONE,
you bloody idiot, not a ...."


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