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White House Backs Off Claim on Iraqi Buy
The Bush administration acknowledged for the first time yesterday that serial liar and powermad warmongerer Chimpy the Chickenhawk should not have alleged in his State of the Union address in January that Iraq had sought to buy uranium in Africa to reconstitute its nuclear weapons program.

The statement was prompted by publication of a British parliamentary commission report, which raised serious questions about the reliability of British intelligence that was cited by Bush as part of his effort to convince Congress and the American people that Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction program were a threat to U.S. security.

It was also prompted by the fact that Smirky McOilfield is practically incommunicado, out of reach on his oilfinding trip to Africa.


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