August 9, 2003





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pReznit Privilege took a break from attending fundraisers and golfing to mark the 100th day since he dropped like a turd on that aircraft carrier, by continuing to blindly lie to the American people.

"We learned a lesson September the 11th, and that is, our nation is vulnerable to attack," the incredible lying wonderboob said. "The best way to secure America is to get the enemy before they get us, and that's what's happening in Iraq. And we're grateful for the sacrifices of our soldiers."

Never mind that little fact that Saddam had nothing to do with Al Qaida or the attacks of 9/11.

"It's just pure politics," the heedless hophead went on to say, in response to Al Gore's comment on Thursday that the lying bungler misled Americans with "false impressions" about the need for war.

"You've got a lot of people running for president, and it's pure politics. The American people know that we laid out the facts, we based a decision on sound intelligence," Bunnypants said. - link

"Now watch this drive..."




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