Billboards thank God for Fux News
POSSUMFUCKER, GEORGIA - A pithed mouthbreather has spent thousands of dollars to buy a billboard that says ‘‘THANK GOD FOR THE FOX NEWS CHANNEL.’’
Faux Nooze is wildly popular in rural towns like Tunnel Hill, Georgia.
‘‘I like it 10 times better than CNN,’’ said Dot Adams of a nearby Chattanooga, Tenn., trailer park. "On CNN, I’ve always felt like they doctored up the news. They’re Democrats, you can tell it.’’
"Watchin' CNN makes my head hurt. I wanna watch sumfin' where I don' hafta think! Plus ev'ryone knows, Jesus hates Democrats!"
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August 4, 2003
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