WTF Is It Now?!?

Court-appointed liar breaks another promise
Smirky McAWOL declared on Friday that Arnold Schwarzenegger would make a good governor, despite the White House profession of neutrality in California's recall election.

A reporter asked what Bunnypants thought of Schwarzenegger and whether he would consider campaigning for him.

"I will never arm wrestle Arnold Schwarzenegger," he said to laughter from the adoring media whores. "No matter how hard I try, I'll never lift as much weight as he does."

But the Indolent Impotentate was just warming up. "I think it's interesting," he continued. "You know, I'm a follower of American politics. I find what's going on in the state of California very interesting, and I'm confident the citizens of California will sort all this out for the good of the citizenry."

A reporter then asked if Schwarzenegger would be a good governor. "You know, as I say, I'm interested in the process -- it's fascinating to see who's in and who's out," Bunnypants said. "Yes, I think he'd be a good governor."

A republican official said the comment would send a powerful signal in California and said Napoleon Bonehead was aware of the "power of his words." The official said the comment could be expected to bolster Schwarzenegger's credibility with moderate republicans.

"Arnold got what he needed out of that," said the official, who refused to be identified because the White House remains officially neutral. "He got a blessing from Bush, and the White House didn't have to do anything. It'll be reported widely in California, and some reporters will take it as an endorsement." - link

"A follower of American politics". Is that before or after clearing brush, snorting coke, playing golf, or playing dress-up in sock-stuffed uniforms? Jesus wept.