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England: spin doctors rushed to Blair's bedside

Cheney: 'secret plan' to solve energy crisis

Schwarzenneger: hasta la vista specifics

Commemorative stamp to honor berserk postal workers

Consumer Sentiment Falls Unexpectedly in August
Cautious pessimism gives way to guarded despair

Stocks Surge to 14-Month High
Thanks to small investors buying securities with unemployment checks

Russian Gov't Takes Over Polling Firm After Poll Shows Russians Don't Trust Putin
Bush following story closely

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