August 4, 2003

In other news

  • Saudis demand Cheney release energy task force documents

  • William Bennett bets $5000 Arafat gets hit by truck

  • Court grants Halliburton more time to delay asbestos case

  • Pentagon Cancels Plan to Put Foreign Leaders on Racehorses, Then Bet on Them
    It was “just too complicated,” says source.

  • Iraqi Tipster Gets $30 Million for Turning in Saddam’s Sons
    Also collects on wager he made with terror futures exchange.

  • Exit poll: most sorry they entered

    - - IronicTimes.

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