WTF Is It Now?!?

Used QTip to get its own show?
Freakish, maladjusted harpy skank mAnn Coulter told the New York Observer on Friday that her trip to the 'Left Coast' this weekend had two purposes; to appear on Bill Maher's "Real Time" HBO show and to "meet with people" about the possibility of getting her own television show. "She declined to give details other than that she'll be the host," the Observer said.

Possible titles include:
Wingnut Weekly Wankfest
Meet the Clenis
Ann's Weekly Discharge
Coulter's Conservative Circle-Jerk


Life at Rancho el Bunco
An unbelievable piece of fawning nincompoopery from USA Toady Today:

Bush's ranch time signals voters who don't own tuxedos and didn't go to Ivy League schools that he has something in common with them. So he wears grubby jeans, a battered cowboy hat and scuffed boots and drives a pickup around his land. Country music, he says, always plays in the truck even though Aaron Neville and Van Morrison are more often playing in the house.

Aides describe his days as filled with manly and mundane activities, always with Secret Service agents nearby.

Something in common.....Like the Boob of Kennebunkport's privileged background, his ultra-rich oil buddies, his Yale edjumacation? Or that when he isn't playing golf he's riding around the Lazy W in a golf cart because he's afraid of horses?


Saving face, losing a war
"Bring 'em on," the man said. He is not a brave man, but he plays one on television.

When it came his turn to fight in a war, he hid behind Daddy. Then he had another drink and hid from the National Guard. Then he had another drink.

When our nation was attacked on Sept. 11, he hid in an airplane, flying to and fro around the country. While our nation was crying for leadership, he was making sure the coast was clear.

He later had his minions blame the Secret Service.

"Bring 'em on," the man said, and a nation of sheep baaed in unison.

- - Harley Sorensen.