September 18, 2003

Dum de dum de dum
The U.S. weapons-of-mass-destruction-hunting team has failed to find evidence Saddam was making or stockpiling smallpox.

Smallpox fears were part of the case the misadministration used to build support for invading Iraq - and they were raised again as recently as last weekend by powermad liar Dick 'Chicanery' Cheney.

But a three-month search by “Team Pox” turned up only signs to the contrary: disabled equipment that had been rendered harmless by U.N. inspectors (linkaroonie).

Look - it's Hurricane Isabel!

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