WTF Is It Now?!?

In other news

Pentagon: Operation Sitting Duck a success

Grasso resigns to spend more time with his money

Schwarzenegger: killing Gray Davis an option

Rumsfeld promises to leave Iraq 'just as we found it'

Bush: No Proof Saddam Played Role In 9/11
Can't understand why anyone would think that.

Constitution, Bill of Rights in New Display in Nation's Capital
First stop on Farewell Tour.

U.S. Finds Iraq's Nuclear Weapons
In North Korea.

Forbes 400 Ten Percent Richer This Year
In a conference call, they thank President Bush.

News Quiz: When Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) said recently that "making people struggle a little bit is not necessarily the worst thing," he was referring to:

A ) Making the top 1% of Americans scrape by without the latest Bush tax cut.
B ) Making the administration explain where the extra $87 billion they want for Iraq is going to come from.
C ) Making top foreign policy advisors pass high school history tests about the countries they want us to invade before devising battle plans.
D ) Making welfare mothers take minimum wage jobs without providing child care for their young children.

- - Ironic Times.