September 16, 2003

The Kay Report comedown
Sometime this month, David Kay, misadmin-picked head of the 1200-person Iraq Survey Team, will report that although US troops and experts have been unable to find any evidence of chemical, biological or nuclear weapons or long-range missiles, they have uncovered a vast conspiracy to deceive United Nations inspectors, American citizens, and the entire planet.

Yes, unscrupulous liar Napoleon Bonehead and his powermad neoconvict oil cronies lied about everything in order to plunge us into their war-for-pollnumbers.

Oh, sorry. The official story is that Kay "will build a strong, but largely circumstantial case that Hussein dispersed his weapons programs." Kay will say that he has found evidence of intentions to possibly build such weapons after inspectors left the country. - - link.

By the way, our troops are still dying in Iraq. And Osama is still out there somewhere, laughing his ass off.

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