October 16, 2003

Asshat threatening Daschle leaves footprints, drool
A jury is scheduled to hear evidence in a criminal case alleging that Raymond Douglas Howard, 58, Sundance, Wyo., made a threatening phone call to police before a visit from the charming and castrated Sen. Tom 'Isadora' Daschle.

Police officers responded to an anonymous telephone call March 8 in which a male voice reportedly said, "We're going to kill Sen. Daschle today."

Police traced the phone call to an outside pay phone at a restaurant and followed footprints in the snow from the phone.

A Lawrence County grand jury indicted Howard on one count of threatening a constitutional officer, but he is expected to walk since, what the hell, Daschle's a Democrat for crissakes.


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