October 21, 2003

Blow-up doll to be released for Christmas
The mAnn Coulter voodoo doll talking-points action figure is now available! Squeeze her adam's apple and hear her rant about treasonous liberals and Bill Clinton's penis. Watch her assume the position for freedom fries. Listen to mindless ravings, hate-filled lies and nonsensical propaganda.

Or something like that.

Brownshirt 'n' beret outfit sold separately.

Oh yeah, the site reminds you to 'buy extra batteries.' Either they're needed to shut her up, or they're for her miniature action-dildo. The one shaped like Bill Clinton's penis.

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