WTF Is It Now?!?

Bush orders officials to stop the leaks, has hissyfit
Warns of action if anonymous sources are quoted.

At one point, as he discussed the question of providing some of the money to Iraq as a loan, the Dictator-tot slammed his hand down on the table and said: "This is bad policy."

When Susan Collins tried to ask a question, the resident replied: "I'm not here to debate it."

Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, Snippy the Chimp - trying to live up to his recent declaration that he is "in charge" - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.




"My God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol"
Why does God hate America?

A decorated general in charge of hunting high-profile terrorists is stirring rancor with divisive comments about religion, says God put serial liar/golfchimp Squinty McNumbnuts in the Oval Office.