WTF Is It Now?!?

Grave of Dennis Moore still missing
'The bones of legendary outlaw Robin Hood may have been dug up in the mid-18th Century, according to a history buff.'


Spawn of Cthulhu
'Some captive octopuses lie in ambush and spit in their keepers' faces. Others dismantle pumps and block drains, causing costly floods, or flex their arms in order to pop locked lids. Some have been caught sneaking from their tanks at night into other exhibits, gobbling up fish, then sneaking back to their tanks, damp trails along walls and floors giving them away.'




Jesus's General says he'll tone down rhetoric
Finding themselves smack in the middle of a religious firestorm, Defense Department lawyers, public affairs officials and others were meeting today to try to figure out whether that would be enough to calm the storm of criticism surrounding Army Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin, who has said the counterterror war is a battle with Satan.

Crusader Bunnypants, busy golfing in Japan, would not comment except to say "watch this drive!"