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Franken Readies Pain Pills and the Popping Poppers Who Pop Them

Someone Named Bob Graham Drops Out of Presidential Race

Clean, Sober Limbaugh Shocked to Learn About Shit He's Been Saying on Air

New Colored Money Released, Not That I'll Ever See Any

White House: Americans Not Getting Full Story on Iraq
Says only Fox News is getting it right

White House Receives Praise From Major League Baseball
Thanks to global warming, playoffs can extend all the way into November.

- - The Daily Probe and Ironic Times.