November 1, 2003

'Bring 'em on!'
Safe on his fake "ranch" as a tick on a drunken coonhound, the Cretin of Crawford on Saturday vowed to stand firm on Iraq and said leaving the country prematurely would only strengthen "the terrists" he blamed for recent deadly attacks.

"The United States will complete our work in Iraq. Leaving Iraq prematurely would only embolden the terrorists and increase the danger to America," the snivelling liar said in his weekly radio address. "Now watch this drive!"


"What do I care 'bout Iraq?
I'm shootin' 3 under par!"

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