November 17, 2003




Chicken George, yellowbellied coward
Restoring honor and dignity

The Yellow Puddle of Texas was last night branded chicken for scrapping his speech to Parliament because he feared being heckled by anti-war MPs.

The only speech the gutless dunce is now due to give will be to an "invited audience" at the Banqueting House in Whitehall.

Labour MP Jeremy Corbyn said: "This is yet another slight on this country by the president of the USA."

Previous world leaders, including Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela and Francois Mitterand, have all given speeches to the Lords and the Commons while visiting Britain.


'Duh!'

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