WTF Is It Now?!?

Fan mail from some flounder
"I just don't understand how you can only have two arguments, that PRESIDENT (he deserves a title other than mister because he is the president and not just some kid off the street like you must be) Bush is either a chicken fucker or that he doesn't call all of the families that have had there sons or daughters die in combat. Do you, with a job (oh wait you probably don't have one), have the kind of time to call all the dead soldiers families? Do you have the kind of time to go to all of there funerals? I mean come on, even if you do have a job you don't havea job as time consuming as out PRESIDENT. Also have you ever stopped to think that you are supporting a Hitler like dictator. Hitler executed a race just asSadam was and would be if still given the chance. Also he uses this hate, for the kurds, to control his own people just as Hitler did So if you can say you are pro-sadam then I guess I can call you a nazi and a communist you lazy liberal bastard. That is all I have to say.

"Your Friend
"Adam Nelson" (writing under a bogus email address)


Dear Adam,
I'll keep it short, as you seem to have limited intelligence and reading/writing skills, and you probably won't bother to read this anyway.

Even though I've called pReznit Playtime a chickenshit AWOL coward, I'm pretty sure I've never called him a chickenfucker.

It's a bit of a mystery that the indolent fratboy can find so much time for fund-raising, photo-ops, campaign stops, playing golf, and taking vacations at his Texas hellhole, but no time for attending funerals for the troops he sent to die in Iraq for a lie. Can you even remember what the rational was for going to war, anyway? Why so many of our men and women had to die? Does "imminent danger" and "mushroom clouds" sound familiar? Hmmmmmm?

My job? Well, thanks to the way your preznit FUCKED THE ECONOMY over the past couple years, I will be out of mine very soon. Thanks for asking. What do you do, btw? Work with rocks?

How does supporting our troops equate with supporting Saddam? Or does disagreeing with you dittohead propaganda-swallowing mouthbreathers do that? Is it because your widdle pansy-ass pretender hasn't been able to hunt him down an' bring him to justice, he has all this free time to log on and read this site? Cool! I wonder if he liked the Michael Jackson jokes, or the pic of Tom Daschle in a tutu.

Are you really concerned about Kurds and Iraqis? How about Africans living under their own dictators?

And talking about Nazis and communists, I have two words for you: Patriot Act.

Thanks for writing!
Maru