November 3, 2003

Headlines that oughta be on drudge

  • Construction Surges to Record in Sept...
    Cardboard villages multiplying as more and more people out of work, homeless.

  • Factory Growth Fastest Since 2000...
    Cat food, cardboard sales climb.

  • Stocks Soar to 17-Month Highs...
    Rich people getting richer, back to playing the market.

  • Bush: 'America Will Never Run' in Iraq...
    'Bring 'em on!' he says from safety of Secret Service-protected "farm" in Texas.

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