November 7, 2003

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In the news

  • Jessica Lynch angrily accuses the Pentagon of using her for propaganda, says it was wrong for military to film her rescue.

  • Arabs tell pResident Poopypants to mind his own business after he calls for greater democracy in the region.

  • US rolls eyes in disgust, disbelief after Bush calls for greater democracy in the region (www.maruthepissed.fu).

  • US closes embassy in Saudi Arabia on heels of terrorist attack threat.

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    Unspeakably disgusting
    The men controlling your uterus.

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