November 7, 2003

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Schwarzenegger says he will launch Groping Probe

They probably could've worded that headline a bit differently.

The Rovian meat puppet will hire a private investigator to look into allegations that he groped women, but he may keep the results from the state attorney general, a spokesman said Thursday.

"Especially if the person in question has big hooters," he was probably thinking.


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