WTF Is It Now?!?

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Spin city
Overture, curtains, lights...

Winning hearts and minds by orchestrating WH propaganda into a Hollyrove production.

In a taxpayer-funded effort to candy-coat the horrible news coming out of the Iraq fiasco, the Bushies are attempting to shoot the messenger - Fox Nooze style!

That followed a redesigning of the podium from which news conferences are held, with two large flat-screen monitors now installed to carry slick Powerpoint presentations the military is using to show off operations and tout successes.

A large, deep-blue seal representing the US-led Coalition Provisional Authority now hangs prominently behind the podium, right in front of TV cameras, with the words "Justice, Freedom, Liberty, Security" written around its border.

"There's definitely a feel of the White House about all this," said a correspondent for a Washington newspaper.

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Darth Rummy's annoyed that the Iraqi opposition are using imbedded journalists.

"The stench from Fox's garbage tends to be worse than that of its competitors, if only because the network is so invested in the idea that it actually gives a hoot about American troops." - - Paul Beston, in rightwing rag the American Spectator.