November 12, 2003

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Supporting our troops
Reboob lawmakers have put the kibosh on a proposed GOP luxury booze cruise for the party's national convention in NYC next year.

Several rethugs said the image of partying on a luxury liner docked in the city harbor - promoted by Tom 'Bugsy' DeLay (R-Insane) - was inappropriate during wartime. They've opted for partying in ultraswanky nightclubs and hotels instead.

"Being on one of those ships is not the right image at this time. We'll still have troops abroad fighting," said Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Flagwavingbutthole). "Besides, there's always the danger of the Chimp-in-Chief wanting to show up in that damn flight-suit!"

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