WTF Is It Now?!?

There is no spoon
Cool! Someone actually put together a Matrix timeline of the war between men and machines.

I still haven't seen the middle movie, which means at this rate I won't see the new - and last - one until 2018. I hear both of them "sucked" which means diddly to me. I loathed The Road to Perdition and Saving Private Ryan, both of which got rave reviews, so I'll probably think the Matrix ones are huuuuuuge.