November 20, 2003

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Who's turn was it to watch him?!
Blithering ninny Buckeroo Bonehead blindsided the Pentagon today, saying if more troops were needed in Iraq, they would be sent. That contradicted earlier Pentagon statements claiming the goal was to reduce troop strength, and reportedly startled both Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell.

"We could have less troops in Iraq. We could have the same number of troops in Iraq. We could have more troops in Iraq. Whatever is necessary to secure Iraq," Bunnypants chirped. "La la la!"

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