December 23, 2003

Case of mad cow disease in Wash. state
"No foul play suspected."

pReznit Poopypants is reportedly pissed at Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman, who - on national television - admitted that "This incident is not terrorist-related. I cannot stress this point strongly enough."

"She's ruining everything," he was heard to remark to worthless national insecurity advisor Condoleeeza Rice.

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